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First, add "I'm a/an" to the title

I'm a freaky cutie with a hotboyfriend who killed a pornstar because Im sexy as hell..

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = Loud
[ ] Green = Stupid
[x] None = Freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
[ ] Purple = A little too happy
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Stripes = Funny
[ ] Gray = Skanky
[ ] Pink = Preppy
[ ] Light blue = Sweaty
[ ] Other = Hot
[ ] White = Sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[x]Shorts = Cutie
[ ]Skirt short = Skank
[ ]Corduroy = Faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = Scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = Emo
[ ]Cammo = Cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = Prep
[ ]Pajamas = Pimp
[ ]Cargo = Clown
[ ]Sweats = Athlete
[ ]Boxers = Brat
[ ]Booty shorts = Female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = Hoe
[ ]Dickies = Weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = Tiki girl
[ ]Other = Sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = That every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = With a broken heart
[ ] Black = With a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = With a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = That likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = Who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = With herpes
[ ] Other = With a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = Who ate
[ ]2 = Who needed
[ ]3 = Who killed
[ ]4 = Who will be naked with
[x]5 = Who killed
[ ]6 =Who banged
[ ]7 = Who smoked with
[ ]8 = Who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = Who was stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = Who cuddled with
[ ]11 = Who slept with
[ ]12 = Who shot

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = The kool-aid man
[ ]02 = A dog
[ ]03 = A shoe
[ ]04 = A toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = A glass of milk
[ ]08 = A prostitute
[x]09 = A porn star
[ ]10 = A bag of weed
[ ]11 = A lover
[ ]12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]13 = A horse
[ ]14 = A lesbian
[ ]15 = A stripper
[ ]16 = A pickle
[ ]17 = A jew
[ ]18 = A homo
[ ]19 = An orange
[ ]20 = A dildo
[ ]21 = A homeless guy
[ ]22 = A whore
[ ]23 = My crush
[ ]24 = An easter egg
[ ]25 = A jar of honey
[ ]26 = A condom
[ ]27 = A bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = A french fry
[ ]29 = Your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = Your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[ ]White = Because I love marijuana
[x]Black = Because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = Because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = Because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = Because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = Because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = Because I got dared
[ ]Other = Because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = Because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = Because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = Because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ]Brown = Because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = Because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

Conclusion : Im a freaky cutie with a hot boyfriend who killed a pornstar because Im sexy as hell. lol.