once upon a time, there was a small girl named Huei Minn, she was only 13 years old, and she lived happily with her family. Suddenly, her school principal mdm matthews, called her dad and asked for RM 500,000,000 as she has kidnapped huei minn, her dad just replied " don't harm her, money is not a problem, i am actually Bill Gate's friend", so he took the money and give it to mdm matthews. Mdm matthews received the money and refused to let huei minn go, her dad get pissed off and become IronMan, but of caz, he is the fake one, without any super power, mdm matthews use some spells and make him sleep. Huei minn was worried, but she found out mdm matthews is not a true magician that use spells, she just use sleeping pills to make her dad sleep. Then, huei minn got up and punch madam matthews right on her face. mdm matthews tried to slap huei minn but with huei minn kung fu, she managed to avoid. She transform herself to IronWoman ( havent released in cinema yet )
After becoming IronWoman, huei minn punched right at mdm matthews stomach, mdm matthews was badly injured. Huei minn thought mdm matthews will lose, but actually, she was a jumper. She took her dad and teleport to another place, we call it Batu Caves ( near selayang baru there ), but with huei minn super power, she managed to find them. Huei minn know why mdm matthews teleport to there, as there are many indians in batu caves, and they are all mdm matthews gang, we call it "LaLaBuLaLa" which means "eat sh3t" in greek. Huei minn is not scared at all, she summoned 300 friends of her right at the same location, making it like the show "300" of spartans. 300 ppl VS 1,000,000 indians, and almost 70% of the indians were injured. but at last, all huei minn friends ran away as they could not fight anymore, so huei minn use a machine gun, and shoot at every indians, just like the show "John Rambo 4"..walao..all indians quickly run away..
at last, there is only huei minn, her dad, and mdm matthews. At the same time, her dad wakes up caz the sleeping pills hv no more effect, he quickly called a taxi and went back to his house to watch American idol ( yea its over.....lol ). So now, one has left, according to mathematic concept, when 1 has left, so 3 minus 1 equal to 2. So, there is only huei minn and mdm matthews left in the batu caves. Both of them are really tired, so they sit down and have some coffee ( white coffee from Ipoh ), at last, huei minn came out with an idea, that is to see who win by searching the crystall skull just like in the movie "Indiana Jones and the kingdom of crystal skull". who find it first will be the winner. mdm matthews teleport directly to that place, while huei minn will take MAS to fly to there ( of caz first class ). after hours of travelling, huei minn only realised that the person beside her is mdm matthews old friend, not only that, even the whole plane everybody are mdm matthews gang.
huei minn quickly jump off the plane and landed in Arab land, and she saw Osama ( the guy who bomb 101 tower in US ), he has become a buddhist monk and he take her all over the interesting places, including Dubai 5star hotel. Huei minn spent few days travelling to see historical buildings, it was a fun journey. After that, the US army found Osama and catch him back, so huei minn book another ticket to fly to the place with crystal skull. When she reached there, she saw mdm matthews sitting down in the starbucks shop, drinking cappuccino together with some local people. And huei minn was shocked when she saw the founder of Melaka - Parameswara, he told her he use the time machine to travel to here. So, mdm matthews agreed to let huei minn to sit down and ask parameswara about sejarah questions to let her score even better in her sej paper. after few hours of discussing, huei minn become very smart. and mdm matthews continued the battle.They went into the crystal skull cave, but found nothing
they were shocked that the skull is gone, but they found it at last in the pasar malam nearby, each for RM 5.00 only. So, they got the same amount of skulls, means no one win or lose. mdm matthews says it must be ended, so huei minn says "lets join "America Next Top Model", mdm matthews say "bring it on babe". as usual, Tyra Bank gives them alot of advices about movements,models, bla bla bla..both of them worked hard to show the best fit of them, and at last....the judges decide to choose huei minn as she is younger and not black. mdm matthews was pissed off and she transform herself to transformer ( the bad one ), huei minn transform herself to Spiderwoman, and both of them fight non-stop. finally, mdm matthews has no more battery power, and she never bring any spare battery to recharge, same goes to huei minn, she released too much "string" from her hand, causing her "mana" or MP to be very little left.aiyo...lazy to think already. the ending of the story is huei minn lives happily.
Cool Right ? Thanks to my beloved Brother, KEITH.
